He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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