I need help removing her.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize