garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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