I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I am morally bankrupt
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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