how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize