Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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