I swear she didn't look like that last week.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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