we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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