Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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