Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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