Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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