Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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