She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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