He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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