I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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