My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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