We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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