You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I want a musical about memes.
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