apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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