Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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