i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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