Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize