I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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