the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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