this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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