I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so let's talk penis.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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