i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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