You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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