ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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