This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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