So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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