Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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