don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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