people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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