I'm jealous of your bromance
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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