Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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