also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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