He asked me if I "almost moaned"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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