Grow some girl-balls and come out already
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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