I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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