Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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