I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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