Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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