Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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