i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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