I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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