did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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