she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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