good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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