you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
In America we eat man semen.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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